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GOTIS (Girl on the Internet Syndrome)

Is it weird that when playing online games, I’d much rather insist on parading as a homosexual male than admitting to being female? It really irks me when girls on, say League of Legends, use the whole “omg I’m like a gurl pls let /me/ play /this/ role  support” and then proceed to fail terribly.

First of all, NOT EVERYONE CAN JUST HERPADERPA AND SUPPORT SUCCESSFULLY. You actually have to do things like buy wards, help your damn carry, and last but not least, WATCH THE DAMN MAP. Just because you have boobs does not mean you’re exempt from learning to play.

Secondly, STOP USING THE I’M A GIRL LET ME DO X AND Y. If someone asks for a role (before you might I add!) in champion select, DO NOT and I repeat DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE use the “HEYyyyy I’m a girl :x Pls can I play X? That’s like all I can do~~~~” to guilt trip them. Hey guess what? I have ovaries too! Does this mean all males online should just bow down and worship my every step and fart?! NO. Get a life UGH.

FYI, you probably whine more than a child throwing a tantrum. Me telling you in game to buy wards and do your role does NOT mean that I am picking on you. I’m fucking telling you to grow a pair and carry your own weight for once.  

Stop getting carried and go primp your hair or something… in fact, don’t even show your face in NORMALS. GTFO gameeeeeeeeeerrrr guuuurrlllls.   

/endrant